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Monday, May 31, 2021

Alright, Guise is back with the latest about the T-Machine 38! (Watercooling PC).

Hello cats & dogs,

it has been way to long since i put some love on my machine so after perhaps 6 months or so being neglected i am happy to once again be working on this baby.

"But, what's so special about this build fucker?" you might ask, well, i'm semi-retarded (to put it a bit delicate) so this project has been in the works since 2013 (fuck i love Amphetamine).

Anyways, the Phobya 360 Radiatorgrills has been machined & assaulted with my precious skillz and they are perhaps 75% finiushed (shaping etc still needs some attention).

Around 2014(?) i bought six of these fuckers and have used them in various constellations but they "had to go" so i did some renovation. No paint, no perfume, nothing like that, just pure hardcore.




 

 

Where you see the logo of Phobya is where i'm going to put something rad (on the rads teehee), not sure what yet, most likely something spicy.


When the first grill was done. The left side is slimmed down and so will there other sides end up too, slim & sleek, just like me Mr.Weasel.
"What are you going to use this piece of engineering failure to use for?", some of you ungrateful fuckholes are asking me mentally, well, it's easy really: Mining & BFV basically.


"In the nighttime" you sing? Well this is going to be fucking cool when this is done.

 
 
The green and the red LED's have seperate "schematics" (in other words controllers) so they light up at completely different modes, ain't hi-tec something?






"Why the shit are you so stoked about this piece of junk you homeless fucktard?" some people might think to themselves, well, i'll show you.


I have been ordering some great stuff. A few months back i ordered a brand new ASUS RTX 2060S Dual EVO OC 8gb. The cooler was of course shit (see below), plastic piece of filth! So i experimented with one of my EKWB Thermosphere Univerasl GPU blocks & some heatsinks & what not. That felt piss man, a brand new card i gave about 350€ (about 6000$ for you american capitalist piglets) just being molested like there was no tomorrow, i couldn't take it no more so i found there french fuckers down in France (right?) and they make custom made water bloooches and i couldn't believe what i read with the help of Google Translate so i sent them a mail in engrish hoping those toadloving chainsmokers would first of all read it, second of all understand it.


They did and we were in business so about 200€ later i'm waiting for the bloch to be delivered.

It's going to look something like this:



The Toads weren't cheap though and after picking all the sweet options (the most expensive) i ended up with almost 200€, totally worth it.

Worth to mention, i picked to all copper block, black POMM, nickelplated copper and so on.

Fucking sweet.


Then last night i did another order from "my german friends":

 

  • 6m (meters that is for you imperialist bastards) of 13/10 silverhose.



  • 1x SysClean-HPD high power kalkavlägsnare 50ml 
  • 1x Phobya HeGrease Extreme 3.5g (powered by Gelid Solutions GC Extreme) (perhaps the gayest name for a product ever).

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  • 2x  Liquid.cool CFX concentrate Opaque Performance cooling fluid - 150ml - Shadow Black.

Pretty cool huh? Like oil in a fucked up machine isn't it or is it just me being to "out there"?
 

 

Just checked and i didn't order the liquid metal thermal compund, fucking great isn't it? Fuck!

 

Anyways, it's going to be really sweet & i am planning on installing nickel plated coppertubes in this baby so stay tuned.

 

/Kisses & Smoochies.